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I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room
I didnīt know it [x4]
I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did i say that wasnīt right?
I didnīt know it [x4]
Why donīt you be my one and only friend
Why donīt you be my sidekick
You be Robin and iīll try to be Batman
You be Paul and iīm Letterman
I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and i was stuck
I left a message with your dad that i came by
He said you had another guy
I didnīt know it [x4]
Why donīt you be my one and only friend
Why donīt you be my sidekick
You be Robin and iīll try to be Batman
Youīre Yoko Ono, Iīm John Lennon
Why donīt you be my one and only friend
Why donīt you be my sidekick
You be Robin and iīll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman
Why donīt you be my one and only friend
Why donīt you be my sidekick
You be Robin and iīll try to be Batman
Youīre Emmit Smith and iīm Troy Aikman