Albert is smart, he's a genius
Watch Albert putter, an obvious genius
Someday he will reassess the world
And he'll still have time for lots of girls
When he grows up he'll remember us
When he grows up we are sure that he'll remember us
We made sure that Albert wore his mac
We kept all the strangers off his back
(Go away)
Everything's relative
(Go away, Albert's mother said to me)
We're Albert's relatives and he don't need any non-relatives
Talent is an asset- you've got to understand that
Talent is an asset- and little Albert has it
Talent is an asset- and Albert surely has it
One day he'll sever his apron strings
All of the while he'll be scribbling things
Genius things
Look at Albert isn't he a sight
Growing, growing at the speed of light
(Go away)
Everything's relative
(Go away, Albert's mother said to me)
We're Albert's relatives and he don't need any non-relatives
Talent is an asset and little Albert has it
(Go away)
Talent is relative (Go away)
Thats hypothetical (Go away)
We are his relatives (Go away)
Thats parenthetical (Go away)
Spare your superlatives (Go away)
theres the receptacle (Go away)
theres the receptacle (Go away)
Leave Albert's study room (go away)
Leave Albert's happy home (go away)
Leave Albert's neighbourhood (go away)
Leave Albert's city too (go away)
Leave Albert's county seat (go away)
Leave Albert's country (go away)
Leave Albert's continent (go away)
Leave Albert's hemisphere (go away)
Leave Albert's planet, too (go away)
Leave Albert's universe (go away)
Taken from AlbumSongAndLyrics.comNo one must see him now (go away)
Only the medical (go away)
No one must come near him (go away)
Dont be too cynical (go away)
Dont be too critical (go away)
Cancel the magazines (go away)
Theyre much too political (go away)
Dont buy him any jeans (go away)
Theyre much too casual (go away)
Talent is relative (go away)
Thats hypothetical...