I am a puppet on a string.
I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen.
I am impossible to believe.
I'm pulled by gravity, shocked by my depravity.
I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, a bleeding heart liberal.
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent,
a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall.
I am humble, I am vain.
what motivates me, something I can't explain-
I am outrageous and insane.
I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine.
I'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot.
I am a slave to my abuse, convicted, caught with no excuse.
I'm pathetic, apathetic, disillusioned, disconnected.
I am lost, I am free, I'm impossible to believe.
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I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical.
A walking chemical statistically impossible
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent,
a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall.