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Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP) <br /><br />He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd... <br />Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. <br />Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. <br />Hm, hope this ain't a party line. <br />Here we go! <br /><br /><br />Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. <br />Thought I'd have a late night snack <br />So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial break <br />When sup'm called me back <br /><br />It was the sexiest voice that I'd ever heard <br />Comin' out of my television set <br />Said, "Call now, you can hear me live <br />And I'll tell ya 'bout my naughtiness." <br /><br />So without hesitation or further ado <br />I grabbed a hold of my Visa <br />And dialed the number flashin' on my screen <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />You can tell it all to me <br />I'm your phone fantasy <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />...Ohhhh man! Aaahh <br />So I kicked back the recliner <br />And on the second ring <br />She whispered, "Hello. This is Sheila. <br />Your credit card number, please." <br /><br />I said, "How much will it cost <br />For this here trip to paradise?" <br />She said, "You can't put a price on love" <br />That's another $4.98 minute went bye <br /><br />After an hour of conversation <br />She had me chewin' on the receiver <br />Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of breath <br />Over 1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />You can tell it all to me <br />I'm your phone fantasy <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />Like a man possessed I dialed her number <br />Mornin' noon and night <br />And slowly but surely we fell in love <br />As my phone bill shot out of sight <br /><br />After so many costly heart to hearts <br />I just had to meet her face to face <br />She wouldn't give me her home address <br />So I had her number traced. He-he. <br /><br />Well, I thought it'd lead to a passion palace <br />Some penthouse in the sky <br />And, I must admit I was a little let down <br />When I found her in a double wide <br />...A double wide??? <br /><br />That beauty that I envisioned <br />That goddess that drove me crazy <br />Answered the door with a cigar in her mouth <br />And weighin' in at over two eighty. He-he-ho! <br /><br />They say love conquers all, well I reckon it's true <br />Even when it's for a fee <br />We said I do, and now were one <br />Though she makes two of me <br /><br />And she talks to me no charge <br />Every time she takes a breather <br />And I'll never have to work <br />As long as all you jerks dial <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />You can tell it all to me <br />I'm your phone fantasy <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />...I love you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch
New song lyrics
Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP) <br /><br />He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd... <br />Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. <br />Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. <br />Hm, hope this ain't a party line. <br />Here we go! <br /><br /><br />Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house watchin' C.M.T. <br />Thought I'd have a late night snack <br />So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial break <br />When sup'm called me back <br /><br />It was the sexiest voice that I'd ever heard <br />Comin' out of my television set <br />Said, "Call now, you can hear me live <br />And I'll tell ya 'bout my naughtiness." <br /><br />So without hesitation or further ado <br />I grabbed a hold of my Visa <br />And dialed the number flashin' on my screen <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />You can tell it all to me <br />I'm your phone fantasy <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />...Ohhhh man! Aaahh <br />So I kicked back the recliner <br />And on the second ring <br />She whispered, "Hello. This is Sheila. <br />Your credit card number, please." <br /><br />I said, "How much will it cost <br />For this here trip to paradise?" <br />She said, "You can't put a price on love" <br />That's another $4.98 minute went bye <br /><br />After an hour of conversation <br />She had me chewin' on the receiver <br />Well, I worked up a sweat, I's out of breath <br />Over 1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />You can tell it all to me <br />I'm your phone fantasy <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />Like a man possessed I dialed her number <br />Mornin' noon and night <br />And slowly but surely we fell in love <br />As my phone bill shot out of sight <br /><br />After so many costly heart to hearts <br />I just had to meet her face to face <br />She wouldn't give me her home address <br />So I had her number traced. He-he. <br /><br />Well, I thought it'd lead to a passion palace <br />Some penthouse in the sky <br />And, I must admit I was a little let down <br />When I found her in a double wide <br />...A double wide??? <br /><br />That beauty that I envisioned <br />That goddess that drove me crazy <br />Answered the door with a cigar in her mouth <br />And weighin' in at over two eighty. He-he-ho! <br /><br />They say love conquers all, well I reckon it's true <br />Even when it's for a fee <br />We said I do, and now were one <br />Though she makes two of me <br /><br />And she talks to me no charge <br />Every time she takes a breather <br />And I'll never have to work <br />As long as all you jerks dial <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />You can tell it all to me <br />I'm your phone fantasy <br />1-900-SHEILA <br /><br />...I love you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch
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