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If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br /> <br />[Verse One] <br />I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol <br />Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed <br />Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" <br />I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those <br />If you grew up with holes in your zapitos <br />You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe <br />I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole <br />If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward <br />Got beef with radio if i don't play they show <br />They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO <br />Rap mags try and use my black ass <br />So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers <br />I don't know what you take me as <br />or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has <br />I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br />99 Problems but a bitch ain't one <br />If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Verse Two] <br />The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw <br />In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law <br />I got two choices yall pull over the car or <br />Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor <br />Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake <br />Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case <br />So i...pull over to the side of the road <br />And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?" <br />Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low <br />Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know <br />Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo? <br />"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" <br />"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car" <br />"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" <br />I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit <br />"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?" <br />Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back <br />And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that <br />"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" <br />"Or somebody important or somethin?" <br />Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit <br />Enough that you won't illegally search my shit <br />"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Chorus X2] <br /> <br />[Verse Three] <br />Now once upon a time not too long ago <br />A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe <br />This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy <br />But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me <br />I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord <br />Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform <br />You know the type loud as a motor bike <br />But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight <br />The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin <br />He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain <br />And there i go traped in the kit kat again <br />Back through the system with the riff raff again <br />Fiends on the floor scratchin again <br />Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them <br />D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again <br />Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African <br />All because ths fool was horrasin them <br />Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin <br />But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun <br />I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Chorus X3] <br /> <br />You're crazy for this one Rick <br />It's your boy
New song lyrics
If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br /> <br />[Verse One] <br />I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol <br />Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed <br />Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" <br />I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those <br />If you grew up with holes in your zapitos <br />You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe <br />I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole <br />If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward <br />Got beef with radio if i don't play they show <br />They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO <br />Rap mags try and use my black ass <br />So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers <br />I don't know what you take me as <br />or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has <br />I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br />99 Problems but a bitch ain't one <br />If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Verse Two] <br />The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw <br />In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law <br />I got two choices yall pull over the car or <br />Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor <br />Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake <br />Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case <br />So i...pull over to the side of the road <br />And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?" <br />Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low <br />Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know <br />Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo? <br />"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" <br />"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car" <br />"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" <br />I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit <br />"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?" <br />Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back <br />And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that <br />"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" <br />"Or somebody important or somethin?" <br />Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit <br />Enough that you won't illegally search my shit <br />"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" <br />I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Chorus X2] <br /> <br />[Verse Three] <br />Now once upon a time not too long ago <br />A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe <br />This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy <br />But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me <br />I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord <br />Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform <br />You know the type loud as a motor bike <br />But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight <br />The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin <br />He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain <br />And there i go traped in the kit kat again <br />Back through the system with the riff raff again <br />Fiends on the floor scratchin again <br />Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them <br />D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again <br />Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African <br />All because ths fool was horrasin them <br />Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin <br />But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun <br />I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one <br />Hit me <br /> <br />[Chorus X3] <br /> <br />You're crazy for this one Rick <br />It's your boy
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