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Uh huh, extra cheese. <br />Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. <br /> <br />Pizza party at your house, <br />I went just to check it out. <br /> <br />19 extra larges, <br />What a shame, no one came. <br />Just us, eatin' all alone, <br />You said take the pizza home. <br />No sense lettin' all this go to waste, <br />So then I faced <br /> <br />Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock, <br />It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity. <br /> <br />Tell me, <br />Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? <br />Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, <br />In the bathroom. <br />I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain <br />Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. <br />No, no, no. <br /> <br />I was feelin' pretty down, <br />'Til my girlfriend came around. <br />We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. <br />In fact, I just thought I might, <br />pop the question there that night. <br />I was kissing her so tenderly, <br />But woe is me. <br /> <br />Who would have guessed, her family crest. <br />I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh. <br />And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me. <br />Tell me. <br /> <br />How was I supposed to know we were both related? <br />Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. <br />What to do now? <br />Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, <br />And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. <br />No, no, no. <br /> <br />(no no no) <br /> <br />Ooh, I had so much on my mind, <br />I thought maybe I'd unwind. <br />Try out that new roller coaster ride, <br />And the guide... <br /> <br />Said not to stand, but that's a demand, <br />That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet, <br />And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see. <br />Tell me. <br /> <br />Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? <br />This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. <br />It's such a drag now. <br />I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore, <br />Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. <br />Oh no! <br /> <br />Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? <br />I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. <br />What a bummer. <br />I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze. <br />But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. <br />Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. <br />No, no, no.
New song lyrics
Uh huh, extra cheese. <br />Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. <br /> <br />Pizza party at your house, <br />I went just to check it out. <br /> <br />19 extra larges, <br />What a shame, no one came. <br />Just us, eatin' all alone, <br />You said take the pizza home. <br />No sense lettin' all this go to waste, <br />So then I faced <br /> <br />Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock, <br />It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity. <br /> <br />Tell me, <br />Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? <br />Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, <br />In the bathroom. <br />I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain <br />Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. <br />No, no, no. <br /> <br />I was feelin' pretty down, <br />'Til my girlfriend came around. <br />We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. <br />In fact, I just thought I might, <br />pop the question there that night. <br />I was kissing her so tenderly, <br />But woe is me. <br /> <br />Who would have guessed, her family crest. <br />I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh. <br />And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me. <br />Tell me. <br /> <br />How was I supposed to know we were both related? <br />Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. <br />What to do now? <br />Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, <br />And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. <br />No, no, no. <br /> <br />(no no no) <br /> <br />Ooh, I had so much on my mind, <br />I thought maybe I'd unwind. <br />Try out that new roller coaster ride, <br />And the guide... <br /> <br />Said not to stand, but that's a demand, <br />That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet, <br />And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see. <br />Tell me. <br /> <br />Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? <br />This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. <br />It's such a drag now. <br />I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore, <br />Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. <br />Oh no! <br /> <br />Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? <br />I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. <br />What a bummer. <br />I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze. <br />But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. <br />Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. <br />No, no, no.
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