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It would appear that male pattern <br />Baldness has set in <br />His hair, at an alarming pace <br />Running away from his face <br />He's losing his virility <br />And now he's masculinity <br />Has been compromised <br />And his libido down-sized <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br /> <br />From what I have been reading <br />His scalp needs kneading <br />To stimulate each follicle <br />And reverse this diabolical <br />Condition that's afflicted he <br />For years and has cruelly <br />Repulsed each potential mate <br />And left him with a balding pate <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br /> <br /> <br />Sock it to me baby, yeah! <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br />Thank God! <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br />How?
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It would appear that male pattern <br />Baldness has set in <br />His hair, at an alarming pace <br />Running away from his face <br />He's losing his virility <br />And now he's masculinity <br />Has been compromised <br />And his libido down-sized <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br /> <br />From what I have been reading <br />His scalp needs kneading <br />To stimulate each follicle <br />And reverse this diabolical <br />Condition that's afflicted he <br />For years and has cruelly <br />Repulsed each potential mate <br />And left him with a balding pate <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br /> <br /> <br />Sock it to me baby, yeah! <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br /> <br />Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh <br />Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid <br />It's not for me you understand <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br />Thank God! <br /> <br />Bald, slap headed and hairless <br />Bald he is destined to be <br />Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me <br />How?
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