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You walk into the room<br />With your pencil in your hand<br />You see somebody naked<br />And you say, "Who is that man?"<br />You try so hard<br />But you don't understand<br />Just what you'll say<br />When you get home<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />You raise up your head<br />And you ask, "Is this where it is?"<br />And somebody points to you and says<br />"It's his"<br />And you say, "What's mine?"<br />And somebody else says, "Where what is?"<br />And you say, "Oh my God<br />Am I here all alone?"<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is <br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />You hand in your ticket<br />And you go watch the geek<br />Who immediately walks up to you<br />When he hears you speak<br />And says, "How does it feel<br />To be such a freak?"<br />And you say, "Impossible"<br />As he hands you a bone<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />You have many contacts<br />Among the lumberjacks<br />To get you facts<br />When someone attacks your imagination<br />But nobody has any respect<br />Anyway they already expect you<br />To just give a check<br />To tax-deductible charity organizations<br /><br />You've been with the professors<br />And they've all liked your looks<br />With great lawyers you have<br />Discussed lepers and crooks<br />You've been through all of<br />F. Scott Fitzgerald's books<br />You're very well read<br />It's well known<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you<br />And then he kneels<br />He crosses himself<br />And then he clicks his high heels<br />And without further notice<br />He asks you how it feels<br />And he says, "Here is your throat back<br />Thanks for the loan"<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />Now you see this one-eyed midget<br />Shouting the word "NOW"<br />And you say, "For what reason?"<br />And he says, "How?"<br />And you say, "What does this mean?"<br />And he screams back, "You're a cow<br />Give me some milk<br />Or else go home"<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />Well, you walk into the room<br />Like a camel and then you frown<br />You put your eyes in your pocket<br />And your nose on the ground<br />There ought to be a law<br />Against you comin' around<br />You should be made<br />To wear earphones<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?
New song lyrics
You walk into the room<br />With your pencil in your hand<br />You see somebody naked<br />And you say, "Who is that man?"<br />You try so hard<br />But you don't understand<br />Just what you'll say<br />When you get home<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />You raise up your head<br />And you ask, "Is this where it is?"<br />And somebody points to you and says<br />"It's his"<br />And you say, "What's mine?"<br />And somebody else says, "Where what is?"<br />And you say, "Oh my God<br />Am I here all alone?"<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is <br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />You hand in your ticket<br />And you go watch the geek<br />Who immediately walks up to you<br />When he hears you speak<br />And says, "How does it feel<br />To be such a freak?"<br />And you say, "Impossible"<br />As he hands you a bone<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />You have many contacts<br />Among the lumberjacks<br />To get you facts<br />When someone attacks your imagination<br />But nobody has any respect<br />Anyway they already expect you<br />To just give a check<br />To tax-deductible charity organizations<br /><br />You've been with the professors<br />And they've all liked your looks<br />With great lawyers you have<br />Discussed lepers and crooks<br />You've been through all of<br />F. Scott Fitzgerald's books<br />You're very well read<br />It's well known<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you<br />And then he kneels<br />He crosses himself<br />And then he clicks his high heels<br />And without further notice<br />He asks you how it feels<br />And he says, "Here is your throat back<br />Thanks for the loan"<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />Now you see this one-eyed midget<br />Shouting the word "NOW"<br />And you say, "For what reason?"<br />And he says, "How?"<br />And you say, "What does this mean?"<br />And he screams back, "You're a cow<br />Give me some milk<br />Or else go home"<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?<br /><br />Well, you walk into the room<br />Like a camel and then you frown<br />You put your eyes in your pocket<br />And your nose on the ground<br />There ought to be a law<br />Against you comin' around<br />You should be made<br />To wear earphones<br /><br />Because something is happening here<br />But you don't know what it is<br />Do you, Mister Jones?
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