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Current song lyrics
good evening i'm from essex<br />in case you couldn't tell<br />my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />had a love affair with Nina<br />in the back of my Cortina<br />a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener<br />she took me to the cleaners<br />and other misdemeanours<br />but I got right up between her<br />rum and her Ribena<br /><br />well, you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />if candy-floss is sticky<br />I'm not a blinking thicky<br />I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and i'm doing very well<br /><br />I bought a lot of brandy<br />when I was courting Sandy<br />took eight to make her randy<br />and all I had was shandy<br />another thing with Sandy <br />what often came in handy<br />was passing her a 'Mandy'<br />she didn't half go bandy<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />if I ever took the mickey<br />I'm not a flipping thicky<br />I'm Billericay dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />I'd rondez-vouez with Janet<br />quite near the Isle of Thanet<br />she looked more like a gannet<br />she wasn't half a prannet<br />her mother tried to ban it<br />her father helped me plan it<br />and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />if i ever shaped up tricky<br />I'm not a blooming thicky<br />I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been<br />the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />who's their favourite brickie<br />I'm not a common thicky<br />I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse <br />kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness<br /><br />my given name is Dickie<br />I come from Billericay<br />I thought you'd never guess<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />a pair of squeaky chickies<br />I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch<br />with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch<br /><br />my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay<br />and I ain't a slouch<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />about Billericay Dickie<br />I ain't an effin' thicky<br />you ask Joyce and Vicki <br />and I'm doing very well
New song lyrics
good evening i'm from essex<br />in case you couldn't tell<br />my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />had a love affair with Nina<br />in the back of my Cortina<br />a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener<br />she took me to the cleaners<br />and other misdemeanours<br />but I got right up between her<br />rum and her Ribena<br /><br />well, you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />if candy-floss is sticky<br />I'm not a blinking thicky<br />I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and i'm doing very well<br /><br />I bought a lot of brandy<br />when I was courting Sandy<br />took eight to make her randy<br />and all I had was shandy<br />another thing with Sandy <br />what often came in handy<br />was passing her a 'Mandy'<br />she didn't half go bandy<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />if I ever took the mickey<br />I'm not a flipping thicky<br />I'm Billericay dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />I'd rondez-vouez with Janet<br />quite near the Isle of Thanet<br />she looked more like a gannet<br />she wasn't half a prannet<br />her mother tried to ban it<br />her father helped me plan it<br />and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />if i ever shaped up tricky<br />I'm not a blooming thicky<br />I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been<br />the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />who's their favourite brickie<br />I'm not a common thicky<br />I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse <br />kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness<br /><br />my given name is Dickie<br />I come from Billericay<br />I thought you'd never guess<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />a pair of squeaky chickies<br />I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie<br />and I'm doing very well<br /><br />oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch<br />with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch<br /><br />my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay<br />and I ain't a slouch<br /><br />so you ask Joyce and Vicki<br />about Billericay Dickie<br />I ain't an effin' thicky<br />you ask Joyce and Vicki <br />and I'm doing very well
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