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Current song lyrics
(OK Grandpa, let's tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas)<br />Christmas eve<br />I didn't get much sleep<br />I kept hearing things<br />Heavy breathing from the chimney<br />Who could it be?<br /><br />In the morn<br />I couldn't believe my eyes<br />A whale of a corpse<br />With a long white beard was dangling over the fire<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />Santa he's a big fat f*uck<br />Crawled down the chimney got his fat ass stuck<br />Honey call the lawyers fast<br />?Cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass<br /><br />(OK Grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell ?em what you saw)<br />Gotta tell you folks<br />He wasn't wearing no clothes<br />He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil from his head down to his toes<br />I was talking to the cops outside<br />The dogs were lickin' Crisco off of his thighs<br />They hauled him away in a double wide<br />What a sad sad way to die<br /><br />(Chorus)
New song lyrics
(OK Grandpa, let's tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas)<br />Christmas eve<br />I didn't get much sleep<br />I kept hearing things<br />Heavy breathing from the chimney<br />Who could it be?<br /><br />In the morn<br />I couldn't believe my eyes<br />A whale of a corpse<br />With a long white beard was dangling over the fire<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />Santa he's a big fat f*uck<br />Crawled down the chimney got his fat ass stuck<br />Honey call the lawyers fast<br />?Cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass<br /><br />(OK Grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell ?em what you saw)<br />Gotta tell you folks<br />He wasn't wearing no clothes<br />He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil from his head down to his toes<br />I was talking to the cops outside<br />The dogs were lickin' Crisco off of his thighs<br />They hauled him away in a double wide<br />What a sad sad way to die<br /><br />(Chorus)
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