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Current song lyrics
Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day <br /><br />Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot<br />Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut<br />And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head<br />I never learned my alphabet from A to zed<br /><br />They all live on donuts and moose meat<br />And they leave the house without packin' heat<br />Never even bring their guns to the mall<br />And you know what else is too funny<br />Their stupid Monopoly money<br />Can't take 'em seriously at all<br /><br />Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export<br />They treat curling just like it's a real sport<br />They think their silly accent is so cute<br />Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot<br /><br />Sure, they got their national health care<br />Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air<br />Then again, well, they got Celine Dion<br />Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni<br />And dream of driving a Zamboni<br />All over Saskatchewan<br /><br />Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot<br />Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius<br />See the map, they're hoverin' right over us<br />Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous<br /><br />Always hear the same kind of story<br />Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"<br />Tell me, what kind of freaks are that polite<br />It's gotta mean they're all up to something<br />So, quick, before they see it coming<br />Time for a preemptive strike
New song lyrics
Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day <br /><br />Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot<br />Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut<br />And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head<br />I never learned my alphabet from A to zed<br /><br />They all live on donuts and moose meat<br />And they leave the house without packin' heat<br />Never even bring their guns to the mall<br />And you know what else is too funny<br />Their stupid Monopoly money<br />Can't take 'em seriously at all<br /><br />Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export<br />They treat curling just like it's a real sport<br />They think their silly accent is so cute<br />Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot<br /><br />Sure, they got their national health care<br />Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air<br />Then again, well, they got Celine Dion<br />Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni<br />And dream of driving a Zamboni<br />All over Saskatchewan<br /><br />Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot<br />Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius<br />See the map, they're hoverin' right over us<br />Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous<br /><br />Always hear the same kind of story<br />Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"<br />Tell me, what kind of freaks are that polite<br />It's gotta mean they're all up to something<br />So, quick, before they see it coming<br />Time for a preemptive strike
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