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Current song lyrics
Cold cooling at a ball <br /> <br />Looking for some action <br /> <br />But like Mick Jagger said <br /> <br />I can't get no satisfaction. <br /> <br />The girls are all around <br /> <br />But none of them wanna get with me <br /> <br />My threads are fresh and I'm looking def <br /> <br />Yo, wassup with the l-o-c <br /> <br />The girls are all jocking <br /> <br />At the other end of the bar <br /> <br />having drinks with some no-name chump <br /> <br />When they know that I'm the star <br /> <br />So I got up and strolled over <br /> <br />To the other side of the cantina <br /> <br />I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" <br /> <br />He said "funky cold medina". <br /> <br />This brother told me a secret <br /> <br />On how to get more chicks <br /> <br />put a little medina in your glass <br /> <br />And the girls'll come real quick <br /> <br />It's better than any alcohol <br /> <br />Or afrodesiac <br /> <br />A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap <br /> <br />So I gave some to my dog, when he began to big <br /> <br />And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me <br /> <br />And did the wild thing on my leg <br /> <br />He used to scratch and bite me <br /> <br />Before he was much much meaner <br /> <br />But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina. <br /> <br />You know what I'm saying <br /> <br />I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door <br /> <br />I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls <br /> <br />They won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing. <br /> <br />I went up to this girl <br /> <br />She said "Hi my name is Sheela" <br /> <br />I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina, <br /> <br />she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" <br /> <br />And then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was <br /> <br />with it <br /> <br />So I took her to my crib <br /> <br />and everything went well as planned <br /> <br />But when she got undressed it was big old mess <br /> <br />Sheela was a man <br /> <br />So I threw him out <br /> <br />I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner <br /> <br />You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina. <br /> <br />You know, <br /> <br />Ain't no plans with a man, <br /> <br />This is the 80s and I, down the ladies, <br /> <br />Break it down, <br /> <br />Back in the saddle, looking for a little affection <br /> <br />I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection <br /> <br />The audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner <br /> <br />I took my date to the Hilton ford <br /> <br />medina had some dinner <br /> <br />She had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting, <br /> <br />But that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding, <br /> <br />I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya", <br /> <br />That'swhy I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina. <br /> <br />You know what I'm saying <br /> <br />That medina's a monster y'all.
New song lyrics
Cold cooling at a ball <br /> <br />Looking for some action <br /> <br />But like Mick Jagger said <br /> <br />I can't get no satisfaction. <br /> <br />The girls are all around <br /> <br />But none of them wanna get with me <br /> <br />My threads are fresh and I'm looking def <br /> <br />Yo, wassup with the l-o-c <br /> <br />The girls are all jocking <br /> <br />At the other end of the bar <br /> <br />having drinks with some no-name chump <br /> <br />When they know that I'm the star <br /> <br />So I got up and strolled over <br /> <br />To the other side of the cantina <br /> <br />I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" <br /> <br />He said "funky cold medina". <br /> <br />This brother told me a secret <br /> <br />On how to get more chicks <br /> <br />put a little medina in your glass <br /> <br />And the girls'll come real quick <br /> <br />It's better than any alcohol <br /> <br />Or afrodesiac <br /> <br />A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap <br /> <br />So I gave some to my dog, when he began to big <br /> <br />And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me <br /> <br />And did the wild thing on my leg <br /> <br />He used to scratch and bite me <br /> <br />Before he was much much meaner <br /> <br />But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina. <br /> <br />You know what I'm saying <br /> <br />I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door <br /> <br />I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls <br /> <br />They won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing. <br /> <br />I went up to this girl <br /> <br />She said "Hi my name is Sheela" <br /> <br />I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina, <br /> <br />she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" <br /> <br />And then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was <br /> <br />with it <br /> <br />So I took her to my crib <br /> <br />and everything went well as planned <br /> <br />But when she got undressed it was big old mess <br /> <br />Sheela was a man <br /> <br />So I threw him out <br /> <br />I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner <br /> <br />You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina. <br /> <br />You know, <br /> <br />Ain't no plans with a man, <br /> <br />This is the 80s and I, down the ladies, <br /> <br />Break it down, <br /> <br />Back in the saddle, looking for a little affection <br /> <br />I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection <br /> <br />The audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner <br /> <br />I took my date to the Hilton ford <br /> <br />medina had some dinner <br /> <br />She had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting, <br /> <br />But that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding, <br /> <br />I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya", <br /> <br />That'swhy I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina. <br /> <br />You know what I'm saying <br /> <br />That medina's a monster y'all.
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