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It's important to practice good hygiene<br />At least if you wanna run with my team<br />I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen<br />This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream<br />They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things<br />Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting<br />I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum<br />I was a victim of breath on him<br />Running his yap about what sets he from<br />Gotta get some gum gotta get him some<br />He turned it down, his teeth was brown<br />Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation<br />I had to ask the dope to pass the soap<br />Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans<br />Or bathrooms in a bus station<br />He had a can of Olde E and some raisins<br />Amazing... head to toe B.O.<br />He didn't know, used to the fragrance<br />Just as the days went without bathing<br />He felt manly and not like a maiden<br />He had one dread, and fungus<br />Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers<br />Girls let the guy you were with ????<br />So guys take your cue from this number<br />[CHORUS] (x2)<br />You gotta wash your ass, if you must<br />You gotta wash your hair, if you must<br />You gotta brush your teeth, if you must<br />Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy<br />Now at class you need total concentration<br />But there's kids in the back holdin conversations<br />Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys<br />Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids<br />Coast and Joy, they leave their absence<br />One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks<br />Brimstone, girls would never bring him home<br />I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone<br />And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"<br />I know some people your ass should be submerged<br />Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd<br />Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid<br />Well look it up<br />And while you're at it, get a cup<br />And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle<br />You get our vote for most stinkiest<br />That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail<br />I said he was stale<br />Underarms is ripe<br />Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats<br />And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect<br />Nigga check, yourself<br />Respect yourself<br />And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt<br />Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive<br />The funk got you captive<br />You don't need a map bitch<br />[CHORUS] (x2)<br />You gotta wash your ass, if you must<br />You gotta wash your hair, if you must<br />You gotta brush your teeth, if you must<br />Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
New song lyrics
It's important to practice good hygiene<br />At least if you wanna run with my team<br />I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen<br />This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream<br />They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things<br />Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting<br />I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum<br />I was a victim of breath on him<br />Running his yap about what sets he from<br />Gotta get some gum gotta get him some<br />He turned it down, his teeth was brown<br />Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation<br />I had to ask the dope to pass the soap<br />Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans<br />Or bathrooms in a bus station<br />He had a can of Olde E and some raisins<br />Amazing... head to toe B.O.<br />He didn't know, used to the fragrance<br />Just as the days went without bathing<br />He felt manly and not like a maiden<br />He had one dread, and fungus<br />Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers<br />Girls let the guy you were with ????<br />So guys take your cue from this number<br />[CHORUS] (x2)<br />You gotta wash your ass, if you must<br />You gotta wash your hair, if you must<br />You gotta brush your teeth, if you must<br />Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy<br />Now at class you need total concentration<br />But there's kids in the back holdin conversations<br />Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys<br />Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids<br />Coast and Joy, they leave their absence<br />One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks<br />Brimstone, girls would never bring him home<br />I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone<br />And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"<br />I know some people your ass should be submerged<br />Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd<br />Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid<br />Well look it up<br />And while you're at it, get a cup<br />And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle<br />You get our vote for most stinkiest<br />That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail<br />I said he was stale<br />Underarms is ripe<br />Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats<br />And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect<br />Nigga check, yourself<br />Respect yourself<br />And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt<br />Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive<br />The funk got you captive<br />You don't need a map bitch<br />[CHORUS] (x2)<br />You gotta wash your ass, if you must<br />You gotta wash your hair, if you must<br />You gotta brush your teeth, if you must<br />Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
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