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Current song lyrics
mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox)<br /><br />(Violent J)<br />I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school<br />School never liked me cool<br />All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead<br />Make fun of the size of my forehead<br />But that shit never bothered me<br />See, momma and mother they owned a lot of property<br />They had a science lab in the basement and that's<br />where my free time<br />Well, where my time was spent<br />I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times<br />Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead<br />I made a lot of things though<br />Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was tha shit yeah<br />But im still lonely, I need a homie<br />So I collected limbs and made me a zombie<br />I could have made me a girlie friend<br />But fuck that I got my girlie right here... yeah<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />You can call me mad professor<br />I will make a friend for me<br />You can call me mad professor<br />We will rule eternity<br /><br />(mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox as 'Jenny')<br /><br />(Violent J)<br />I used some many body parts it was crazy<br />I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers like what eighty<br />They all chipped in on my special friend<br />Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on<br />I hear the other children outside<br />"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"<br />Trunks full, this part's wack<br />Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack<br />Shit, fuck I'm sawing of an elbow<br />Looking at the meter...are my quasars at the low?<br />Or better yet look out the fuckin window<br />I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll<br />Screw the head on come on come<br />It's the thuggish ruggish bone<br />Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz<br />Fuck shit didn't work<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />You can call me mad professor<br />I will make a friend for me<br />You can call me mad professor<br />We will rule eternity<br /><br />(Talking)<br /><br />(mini-skirt featuring Monoxide Child)<br /><br />(Violent J)<br />It wasn't always easy let me tell ya<br />But fuck that, uhh, cause I ain't no failure<br />I put the shit with the veins and snip that<br />Wait a minute<br />You hear that<br />Yeah<br />It's alive I just gotta wake it up<br />Hand me that Rock~n~Rye<br />Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause<br />I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that<br />Get him set get 'im ready its all most time<br />Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine<br />I see him twitching I'm on a roll<br />He can help me tell the whole world about the Carnival<br />Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit<br />And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit<br />Did it work you make the call?<br />"Shaggy?"<br /><br />(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br />What up Y'all?<br /><br />(Chorus repeats until end)<br />You can call me mad professor<br />I will build a friend for me<br />You can call me mad professor<br />We will rule eternity
New song lyrics
mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox)<br /><br />(Violent J)<br />I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school<br />School never liked me cool<br />All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead<br />Make fun of the size of my forehead<br />But that shit never bothered me<br />See, momma and mother they owned a lot of property<br />They had a science lab in the basement and that's<br />where my free time<br />Well, where my time was spent<br />I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times<br />Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead<br />I made a lot of things though<br />Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was tha shit yeah<br />But im still lonely, I need a homie<br />So I collected limbs and made me a zombie<br />I could have made me a girlie friend<br />But fuck that I got my girlie right here... yeah<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />You can call me mad professor<br />I will make a friend for me<br />You can call me mad professor<br />We will rule eternity<br /><br />(mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox as 'Jenny')<br /><br />(Violent J)<br />I used some many body parts it was crazy<br />I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers like what eighty<br />They all chipped in on my special friend<br />Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on<br />I hear the other children outside<br />"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"<br />Trunks full, this part's wack<br />Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack<br />Shit, fuck I'm sawing of an elbow<br />Looking at the meter...are my quasars at the low?<br />Or better yet look out the fuckin window<br />I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll<br />Screw the head on come on come<br />It's the thuggish ruggish bone<br />Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz<br />Fuck shit didn't work<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />You can call me mad professor<br />I will make a friend for me<br />You can call me mad professor<br />We will rule eternity<br /><br />(Talking)<br /><br />(mini-skirt featuring Monoxide Child)<br /><br />(Violent J)<br />It wasn't always easy let me tell ya<br />But fuck that, uhh, cause I ain't no failure<br />I put the shit with the veins and snip that<br />Wait a minute<br />You hear that<br />Yeah<br />It's alive I just gotta wake it up<br />Hand me that Rock~n~Rye<br />Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause<br />I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that<br />Get him set get 'im ready its all most time<br />Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine<br />I see him twitching I'm on a roll<br />He can help me tell the whole world about the Carnival<br />Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit<br />And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit<br />Did it work you make the call?<br />"Shaggy?"<br /><br />(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br />What up Y'all?<br /><br />(Chorus repeats until end)<br />You can call me mad professor<br />I will build a friend for me<br />You can call me mad professor<br />We will rule eternity
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