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I work down at the pizza pit<br />And I drive an old Hyundai<br />I still live with my mom and dad<br />I'm 5'3 and overweight<br /><br />I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic<br />Mild asthmatic<br />Never been to 2nd base<br />But there's a whole nother me<br />That you need to see<br />Go check out MySpace<br /><br />'cause online I'm out in Hollywood<br />I'm 6'5 and I look damn good<br />I drive a Maserati<br />I'm a black belt in Karate<br />And I love a good glass of wine<br /><br />It turns girls on that I'm mysterious<br />I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious<br />'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way<br />Chat with two women at one time<br /><br />I'm so much cooler online<br />So much cooler online<br /><br />I get home, I kiss my mom<br />And she fixes me a snack<br />I head down to my basement bedroom<br />And fire up my Mac<br /><br />In real life the only time I<br />Ever even been to L.A.<br />Was when I got the chance with the marching band<br />To play tuba in the Rose Parade.<br /><br />Online I live in Malibu<br />I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ<br />I'm single and I'm rich<br />And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind<br /><br />It turns girls on that I'm mysterious<br />I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious<br />'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way<br />Chat with two women at one time<br /><br />I'm so much cooler online<br />Yeah I'm cooler online<br /><br />When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date<br />Let alone a real girlfriend<br />But I grow another foot<br />And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in<br /><br />Online I'm out in Hollywood<br />I'm 6'5 and I look damn good<br />Even on a slow day, I can have a three way<br />Chat with two women at one time<br /><br />I'm so much cooler online<br />Yeah I'm cooler online<br />I'm so much cooler online<br />Yeah I'm cooler online
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I work down at the pizza pit<br />And I drive an old Hyundai<br />I still live with my mom and dad<br />I'm 5'3 and overweight<br /><br />I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic<br />Mild asthmatic<br />Never been to 2nd base<br />But there's a whole nother me<br />That you need to see<br />Go check out MySpace<br /><br />'cause online I'm out in Hollywood<br />I'm 6'5 and I look damn good<br />I drive a Maserati<br />I'm a black belt in Karate<br />And I love a good glass of wine<br /><br />It turns girls on that I'm mysterious<br />I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious<br />'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way<br />Chat with two women at one time<br /><br />I'm so much cooler online<br />So much cooler online<br /><br />I get home, I kiss my mom<br />And she fixes me a snack<br />I head down to my basement bedroom<br />And fire up my Mac<br /><br />In real life the only time I<br />Ever even been to L.A.<br />Was when I got the chance with the marching band<br />To play tuba in the Rose Parade.<br /><br />Online I live in Malibu<br />I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ<br />I'm single and I'm rich<br />And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind<br /><br />It turns girls on that I'm mysterious<br />I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious<br />'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way<br />Chat with two women at one time<br /><br />I'm so much cooler online<br />Yeah I'm cooler online<br /><br />When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date<br />Let alone a real girlfriend<br />But I grow another foot<br />And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in<br /><br />Online I'm out in Hollywood<br />I'm 6'5 and I look damn good<br />Even on a slow day, I can have a three way<br />Chat with two women at one time<br /><br />I'm so much cooler online<br />Yeah I'm cooler online<br />I'm so much cooler online<br />Yeah I'm cooler online
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