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Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.<br /><br />10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,<br />in my need to know pose, just outside of Area 51<br />Contemplating the whole chosen people thingy<br />when a flaming stealth banana split the sky<br />like one would hope but never really expect<br />to see in a place like this.<br />Cutting right angle donuts on a dime<br />and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,<br />and me yelping...<br /><br /><br />Holy fucking shit!<br /><br />Then the X-Files being,<br />Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan<br />with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of<br />vanilla Chig Champa<br />Did a slow-mo Matrix descent<br />Outta the butt end of the banana vessel<br />And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,<br />and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,<br />and all I could think was: <br />"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice<br />that I pissed my fuckin' pants"<br /><br />So light in his way,<br />Like an apparition,<br />He had me crying out,<br />Fuck me<br />It's gotta be<br />the Deadhead Chemistry<br />The blotter got right on top of me<br />Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T<br /><br />And after calming me down<br />with some orange slices<br />and some fetal spooning,<br />E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.<br />He said, You are the Chosen One,<br />the One who will deliver the message.<br />A message of hope for those who choose to hear it<br />and a warning for those who do not.<br />Me. The Chosen One?<br />They chose me!!!<br />And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.<br /><br />You'd better...<br />You'd better...<br />You'd better...<br />You'd better listen.<br /><br />Then he looked right through me<br />With somniferous almond eyes<br />Don't even know what that means<br />Must remember to write it down<br />This is so real<br />Like the time Dave floated away<br />See, my heart is pounding<br />'Cause this shit never happens to me<br /><br />I can't breathe right now!<br /><br />It was so real,<br />Like I woke up in Wonderland.<br />All sorta terrifying<br />I don't wanna be all alone<br />While I tell this story.<br />And can anyone tell me why<br />Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?<br />Will I ever be coming down?<br />This is so real<br />Finally, it's my lucky day<br />See, my heart is racing<br />'Cause this shit never happens to me<br /><br />I can't breathe right now!<br /><br />You believe me, don't you?<br />Please believe what I've just said!<br />See the Dead ain't touring<br />And this wasn't all in my head.<br />See, they took me by the hand<br />And invited me right in.<br />Then they showed me something<br />I don't even know where to begin.<br /><br />Strapped down [to] my bed<br />Feet cold [and] eyes red<br />I'm out of my head<br />Am I alive? Am I dead?<br />Can't remember what they said<br />God damn, shit the bed.<br /><br />Hey ...<br /><br />Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.<br />Such a heavy burden now to be the One<br />Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,<br />To write it down for all the world to see.<br /><br />But I forgot my pen<br />Shit the bed again ...<br />Typical.<br /><br />Strapped down to my bed<br />Feet cold and eyes red<br />I'm out of my head<br />Am I alive? Am I dead?<br />Sunkist and Sudafed<br />Gyroscopes and infrared<br />Won't help the brain dead<br />Can't remember what they said<br />God damn, shit the bed<br /><br />I can't remember what they said to me<br />Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero<br />Can't remember what they said<br />Bob help me!<br />Can't remember what they said<br /><br />Don't know, Won't know (x12)<br /><br />God damn, SHIT THE BED!!
New song lyrics
Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.<br /><br />10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,<br />in my need to know pose, just outside of Area 51<br />Contemplating the whole chosen people thingy<br />when a flaming stealth banana split the sky<br />like one would hope but never really expect<br />to see in a place like this.<br />Cutting right angle donuts on a dime<br />and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,<br />and me yelping...<br /><br /><br />Holy fucking shit!<br /><br />Then the X-Files being,<br />Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan<br />with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of<br />vanilla Chig Champa<br />Did a slow-mo Matrix descent<br />Outta the butt end of the banana vessel<br />And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,<br />and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,<br />and all I could think was: <br />"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice<br />that I pissed my fuckin' pants"<br /><br />So light in his way,<br />Like an apparition,<br />He had me crying out,<br />Fuck me<br />It's gotta be<br />the Deadhead Chemistry<br />The blotter got right on top of me<br />Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T<br /><br />And after calming me down<br />with some orange slices<br />and some fetal spooning,<br />E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.<br />He said, You are the Chosen One,<br />the One who will deliver the message.<br />A message of hope for those who choose to hear it<br />and a warning for those who do not.<br />Me. The Chosen One?<br />They chose me!!!<br />And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.<br /><br />You'd better...<br />You'd better...<br />You'd better...<br />You'd better listen.<br /><br />Then he looked right through me<br />With somniferous almond eyes<br />Don't even know what that means<br />Must remember to write it down<br />This is so real<br />Like the time Dave floated away<br />See, my heart is pounding<br />'Cause this shit never happens to me<br /><br />I can't breathe right now!<br /><br />It was so real,<br />Like I woke up in Wonderland.<br />All sorta terrifying<br />I don't wanna be all alone<br />While I tell this story.<br />And can anyone tell me why<br />Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?<br />Will I ever be coming down?<br />This is so real<br />Finally, it's my lucky day<br />See, my heart is racing<br />'Cause this shit never happens to me<br /><br />I can't breathe right now!<br /><br />You believe me, don't you?<br />Please believe what I've just said!<br />See the Dead ain't touring<br />And this wasn't all in my head.<br />See, they took me by the hand<br />And invited me right in.<br />Then they showed me something<br />I don't even know where to begin.<br /><br />Strapped down [to] my bed<br />Feet cold [and] eyes red<br />I'm out of my head<br />Am I alive? Am I dead?<br />Can't remember what they said<br />God damn, shit the bed.<br /><br />Hey ...<br /><br />Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.<br />Such a heavy burden now to be the One<br />Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,<br />To write it down for all the world to see.<br /><br />But I forgot my pen<br />Shit the bed again ...<br />Typical.<br /><br />Strapped down to my bed<br />Feet cold and eyes red<br />I'm out of my head<br />Am I alive? Am I dead?<br />Sunkist and Sudafed<br />Gyroscopes and infrared<br />Won't help the brain dead<br />Can't remember what they said<br />God damn, shit the bed<br /><br />I can't remember what they said to me<br />Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero<br />Can't remember what they said<br />Bob help me!<br />Can't remember what they said<br /><br />Don't know, Won't know (x12)<br /><br />God damn, SHIT THE BED!!
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