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Current song lyrics
THE REAL SLIM SHADY <br /> <br />May I have your attention please? <br />May I have your attention please? <br />Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? <br />I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? <br />We're going to have a problem here <br /> <br />Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before <br />jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door <br />started whoopin her ass worse than before <br />they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) <br />It's the return of the <br />"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" <br />And Dr Dre said <br />.... Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem <br />Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him <br />look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what <br />limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" <br />Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose <br />but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms <br />Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, <br />but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose <br />my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips <br />and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss <br />and that's the message that we deliver to little kids <br />and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is. <br />Of course they gonna know what intercourse is <br />by the time they hit 4th grade, <br />they got the discovery channel don't they? <br />We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals <br />who cut other people open like cantaloupes. <br />But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes <br />then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope <br />But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. <br />Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... <br /> <br />(Coro) <br />I'm Slim Shady <br />Yes I'm the real Shady <br />All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating <br />So won't the real Slim Shady... <br />Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up <br />becuase I'm Slim Shady <br />Yes I'm the real Shady <br />All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating <br />So won't the real Slim shady... <br />Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up <br /> <br />Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records <br />Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. <br />You think I give a damm about a Grammy? <br />Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. <br />"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" <br />Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? <br />So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. <br />Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs <br />So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst <br />And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. <br />Little bitch put me on blast on MTV <br />"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" <br />I should download her audio on mp3 <br />And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) <br />I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me <br />So I've been sent here to destroy you <br />And theres a million of us just like me <br />Who cuss like me <br />Who just don't give a fuck like me <br />Who dress like me <br />Walk, talk and act like me <br />It just might be the next best thing <br />But not quite me <br /> <br />(coro)
New song lyrics
THE REAL SLIM SHADY <br /> <br />May I have your attention please? <br />May I have your attention please? <br />Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? <br />I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? <br />We're going to have a problem here <br /> <br />Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before <br />jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door <br />started whoopin her ass worse than before <br />they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) <br />It's the return of the <br />"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" <br />And Dr Dre said <br />.... Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem <br />Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him <br />look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what <br />limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" <br />Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose <br />but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms <br />Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, <br />but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose <br />my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips <br />and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss <br />and that's the message that we deliver to little kids <br />and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is. <br />Of course they gonna know what intercourse is <br />by the time they hit 4th grade, <br />they got the discovery channel don't they? <br />We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals <br />who cut other people open like cantaloupes. <br />But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes <br />then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope <br />But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. <br />Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... <br /> <br />(Coro) <br />I'm Slim Shady <br />Yes I'm the real Shady <br />All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating <br />So won't the real Slim Shady... <br />Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up <br />becuase I'm Slim Shady <br />Yes I'm the real Shady <br />All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating <br />So won't the real Slim shady... <br />Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up <br /> <br />Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records <br />Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. <br />You think I give a damm about a Grammy? <br />Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. <br />"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" <br />Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? <br />So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. <br />Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs <br />So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst <br />And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. <br />Little bitch put me on blast on MTV <br />"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" <br />I should download her audio on mp3 <br />And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) <br />I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me <br />So I've been sent here to destroy you <br />And theres a million of us just like me <br />Who cuss like me <br />Who just don't give a fuck like me <br />Who dress like me <br />Walk, talk and act like me <br />It just might be the next best thing <br />But not quite me <br /> <br />(coro)
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