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[JACK]<br />Listen, everyone!<br />There were objects so peculiar<br />They were not to be believed<br />All around, things to tantalize my brain<br /><br />It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen<br />And as hard as I try<br />I can't seem to describe<br />Like a most improbable dream<br /><br />But you must believe when I tell you this<br />It's as real as my skull and it does exist<br />Here, let me show you<br /><br />This is a thing called a present<br />The whole thing starts with a box<br /><br />[DEVIL]<br />A box?<br />Is it steel?<br /><br />[WEREWOLF]<br />Are there locks?<br /><br />[HARLEQUIN DEMON]<br />Is it filled with a pox?<br /><br />[DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]<br />A pox<br />How delightful, a pox<br /><br />[JACK]<br />If you pleae<br />Just a box with bright-colored paper<br />And the whole thing's topped with a bow<br /><br />[WITCHES]<br />A bow?<br />But why?<br />How ugly<br />What's in it?<br />What's in it?<br /><br />[JACK]<br />That's the point of the thing, not to know<br /><br />[CLOWN]<br />It's a bat<br /><br />[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]<br />Will it bend?<br /><br />[CLOWN]<br />It's a rat<br /><br />[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]<br />Will it break?<br /><br />[UNDERSEA GAL]<br />Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake<br /><br />[JACK]<br />Listen now, you don't understand<br />That's not the point of Christmas land<br /><br />Now, pay attention<br />Now we pick up an over-sized sock<br />And hang it like this on the wall<br /><br />[MR. HYDE]<br />Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?<br /><br />[MEDIUM MR. HYDE]<br />Let me see, let me look<br /><br />[SMALL MR. HYDE]<br />Is it rotted and covered with gook?<br /><br />[JACK]<br />Hmm, let me explain<br />There's no foot inside, but there's candy<br />or sometimes it's filled with small toys<br /><br />[MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON]<br />Small toys<br /><br />[WINGED DEMON]<br />Do they bite?<br /><br />[MUMMY]<br />Do they snap?<br /><br />[WINGED DEMON]<br />Or explode in a sack?<br /><br />[CORPSE KID]<br />Or perhaps they just spring out <br />And scare girls and boys<br /><br />[MAYOR]<br />What a splendid idea<br />This Christmas sounds fun<br />Why, I fully endorse it<br />Let's try it at once<br /><br />[JACK]<br />Everyone, please now, not so fast<br />There's something here that you don't quite grasp<br />Well, I may as well give them what they want<br /><br />And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last<br />For the ruler of this Christmas land<br />Is a fearsome King with a deep mighty voice<br />Least that's what I've come to understand<br /><br />And I've also heard it told<br />That's he's something to behold<br />Like a lobster, huge and red<br />And sets out to slay with his rain gear on<br />Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms<br />That is, so I've heard it said<br /><br />And on a dark cold night<br />Under full moonlight<br />He flies into a fog<br />Like a vulture in the sky<br />And they call him Sandy Claws<br /><br />Well, at least they're excited<br />Though they don't understand<br />That special kind of feeling in Christmas land<br />Oh, well...
New song lyrics
[JACK]<br />Listen, everyone!<br />There were objects so peculiar<br />They were not to be believed<br />All around, things to tantalize my brain<br /><br />It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen<br />And as hard as I try<br />I can't seem to describe<br />Like a most improbable dream<br /><br />But you must believe when I tell you this<br />It's as real as my skull and it does exist<br />Here, let me show you<br /><br />This is a thing called a present<br />The whole thing starts with a box<br /><br />[DEVIL]<br />A box?<br />Is it steel?<br /><br />[WEREWOLF]<br />Are there locks?<br /><br />[HARLEQUIN DEMON]<br />Is it filled with a pox?<br /><br />[DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]<br />A pox<br />How delightful, a pox<br /><br />[JACK]<br />If you pleae<br />Just a box with bright-colored paper<br />And the whole thing's topped with a bow<br /><br />[WITCHES]<br />A bow?<br />But why?<br />How ugly<br />What's in it?<br />What's in it?<br /><br />[JACK]<br />That's the point of the thing, not to know<br /><br />[CLOWN]<br />It's a bat<br /><br />[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]<br />Will it bend?<br /><br />[CLOWN]<br />It's a rat<br /><br />[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]<br />Will it break?<br /><br />[UNDERSEA GAL]<br />Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake<br /><br />[JACK]<br />Listen now, you don't understand<br />That's not the point of Christmas land<br /><br />Now, pay attention<br />Now we pick up an over-sized sock<br />And hang it like this on the wall<br /><br />[MR. HYDE]<br />Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?<br /><br />[MEDIUM MR. HYDE]<br />Let me see, let me look<br /><br />[SMALL MR. HYDE]<br />Is it rotted and covered with gook?<br /><br />[JACK]<br />Hmm, let me explain<br />There's no foot inside, but there's candy<br />or sometimes it's filled with small toys<br /><br />[MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON]<br />Small toys<br /><br />[WINGED DEMON]<br />Do they bite?<br /><br />[MUMMY]<br />Do they snap?<br /><br />[WINGED DEMON]<br />Or explode in a sack?<br /><br />[CORPSE KID]<br />Or perhaps they just spring out <br />And scare girls and boys<br /><br />[MAYOR]<br />What a splendid idea<br />This Christmas sounds fun<br />Why, I fully endorse it<br />Let's try it at once<br /><br />[JACK]<br />Everyone, please now, not so fast<br />There's something here that you don't quite grasp<br />Well, I may as well give them what they want<br /><br />And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last<br />For the ruler of this Christmas land<br />Is a fearsome King with a deep mighty voice<br />Least that's what I've come to understand<br /><br />And I've also heard it told<br />That's he's something to behold<br />Like a lobster, huge and red<br />And sets out to slay with his rain gear on<br />Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms<br />That is, so I've heard it said<br /><br />And on a dark cold night<br />Under full moonlight<br />He flies into a fog<br />Like a vulture in the sky<br />And they call him Sandy Claws<br /><br />Well, at least they're excited<br />Though they don't understand<br />That special kind of feeling in Christmas land<br />Oh, well...
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