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My life is brilliant...<br /><br />What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?<br />Okay, now? Now?<br /><br />My life is brilliant<br />Your life's a joke<br />You're just pathetic<br />You're always broke<br /><br />Your homemade Star Trek uniform<br />really ain't impressin' me<br />You're sufferin' from delusions of<br />Adequacy<br /><br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />It's true<br /><br />Never had a date<br />That ya couldn't inflate<br />And ya smell repulsive too<br />What a bummer bein' you<br /><br />Well ya just can't dance<br />And forget romance<br />Everybody you know still calls ya<br />"Farty pants"<br /><br />But you always have a job well I mean<br />As long as you still can work that slurpie machine<br /><br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />It's true<br /><br />You're half undressed<br />Eatin' chips of your chest<br />While you're playin' Halo 2<br />No one's classier than you<br /><br />Lalala la<br />Lalala la<br />Lalala la<br />Loser<br /><br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />It's true<br /><br />Your dog would much rather<br />Play fetch by itself<br />You still live with your Mom and you're 42<br />Guess you'll never grow a clue<br />Well, it just sucks to be you
New song lyrics
My life is brilliant...<br /><br />What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?<br />Okay, now? Now?<br /><br />My life is brilliant<br />Your life's a joke<br />You're just pathetic<br />You're always broke<br /><br />Your homemade Star Trek uniform<br />really ain't impressin' me<br />You're sufferin' from delusions of<br />Adequacy<br /><br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />It's true<br /><br />Never had a date<br />That ya couldn't inflate<br />And ya smell repulsive too<br />What a bummer bein' you<br /><br />Well ya just can't dance<br />And forget romance<br />Everybody you know still calls ya<br />"Farty pants"<br /><br />But you always have a job well I mean<br />As long as you still can work that slurpie machine<br /><br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />It's true<br /><br />You're half undressed<br />Eatin' chips of your chest<br />While you're playin' Halo 2<br />No one's classier than you<br /><br />Lalala la<br />Lalala la<br />Lalala la<br />Loser<br /><br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />You're pitiful<br />It's true<br /><br />Your dog would much rather<br />Play fetch by itself<br />You still live with your Mom and you're 42<br />Guess you'll never grow a clue<br />Well, it just sucks to be you
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