Song lyrics Hello Skinny by The Residents

Skinny was born in a bathtub
And grew so incredibly thin,
That even the end of an eyedropper
Sucked him in;

Skinny never knew any questions
And Skinny never looked at lights,
But Skinny sold something
Every single night.

Skinny sold a soldier to me
Skinny sold a wife,
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife.
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Skinny found a "Hello Dolly"
Record in the hall.
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall.