I judge by what she´s wearing
Just how many heads I´m tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it´s getting worse
And I wish she´d take the night off
So I don´t have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They´ll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don´t they know it´s never going to work
They think they´ll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody´s getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
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Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you´d do it again
I´ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you´d do it again
I´ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I even fear the ladies
They´re cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don´t they know it´s never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody´s grabbing her ass
Everyone is coming on to her
This time somebody´s getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
[Chorus]
I´m hating what she´s wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can´t wait ´til they get what they deserve
This somebody´s getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
[Chorus]
I wish you´d do it again
Each night seems like it´s getting worse
I wish you´d do it again
This somebody´s getting hurt
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There goes the next contestant