Well ask if we can have six in
If not we'll have to have two
Well you're coming up our end aren't you?
So i'll get one with you
He wouldn't let us have six in
Especially not with the food
He could have just told no though
He didn't have to be rude
You see her with the green dress
She talked to me at the bar
How come it's already two pound fifty
We've only gone about a yard
Didn't you see she were gorgeous?
She were beyond belief
But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice came and paid for her Tropical Reef
And i'm sitting going backwards
And I didn't want to leave
I said "it's High Green mate
Via Hillsborough please"
Well how funny were that sketch earlier
Up near that taxi rank
Oh no you would've missed it
Think it were when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shouting
About who were next in the queue
The kind of thing that'd seem so silly but not when they've both had a few
Well calm down, temper temper
You shouldn't get so annoyed
But you're acting like a silly little boy
They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street
They said "no surrender, no chance of retreat"
So riding in the taxi
Cause I didn't wanna leave
I said "it's High Green mate
Via Hillsborough please"
Taken from AlbumSongAndLyrics.com
Drunken plots hatched to jump it
Ask around are you sure?
Went for it but the red light was showing
And red light indicates doors are secured