Song lyrics Scaring myself by Bowling For Soup

She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can´t stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I´m wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And I´m still kissing her feet.

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

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She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she´ll marry me.
I want to tell her that it´s over now
Hey look, I´m arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I´m scaring myself.

The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That´s why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

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I´m waking up
I´m getting out.

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