And the sign says
Long-haired freaky people
need not apply
So I put my hair up under my hat
and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like
a fine outstanding young man,
I think you'll do
So I took off my hat,
I said Imagine that,
huh, me working for you
Signs, signs,
everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery,
breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that,
can't you read the sign
And the sign says
Anybody caught trespassing
will be shot on sight
So I jumped the fence
and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out,
or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here,
he'd tell it to your face,
man, you're some kind of sinner
Signs, signs,
everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery,
breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that,
can't you read the sign
Oh, say now mister,
can't you read
You got to have a shirt
and tie to get a seat
You can't watch,
no you can't eat,
you ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says
You got to have a membership card
to get inside - uh!
And the sign says
Everybody welcome,
come in,
kneel down and pray
But then they passed around a plate
at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
and I made up my own fuckin' sign
I said,
Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me,
I'm alive and doing fine, oh
Signs, signs,
everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery,
breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that,
can't you read the sign
Taken from AlbumSongAndLyrics.comSigns, signs,
everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery,
breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that,
can't you read the sign