Song lyrics Skit #4 by Kanye West

[Quietly]
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ainīt got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ainīt got it)
[Louder]
Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ainīt got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi-

[Leader:] Iīve called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us.
There is an imposter among us.
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
Pretending heīs broke walking amongst us.
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
Pretending heīs with us, heīs not one of us.
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanyeīs closet and I found new shoes.
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!

[Kanye: (stammering)] I was-you crazy, I wasnīt, I didnīt, um, I was just um, I was-

[Leader:] No, you speak up, brother!

[Kanye:] I was gonī stick-Iīm tryin to stick to my roots and-

[Leader:] What?

[Kanye:] I wanna stick to my roots, and-

[Leader:] What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
Donīt you ever come back in īem. Donīt you ever come back smellinī all good, taking showers and shit like
That, all right? We donīt appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.

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