Song lyrics Split Myself In Two by Meat Puppets

the man laid his hat on the table
hung his coat up on the wall
sat down to dinner
said as soon as i am able
i'll say something nice to you all

then he took a deck from his pocket
spread em so i saw 'em all
then he turned his back to me shuffled 'em and drew me
the card that said i never would fall

oh mary lou won't you tell me what to do
i got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe
if i don't get an answer
gonna split myself in two

he spun 'till a ton was glistening
turned to me and gave me a smile
he said i'm leaving now
but i want what you owe me
i'll be back in a little while
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that was the last time i saw him
hope i never see him again
i know it sounds funny
but i owe him some money
and i really don't want him for a friend