Translation of Alsatian Cousin by Morrissey

From:

Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh...

Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide...

A note upon his desk
"P.S. bring me home and have me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
(Oh!)
Is that the best you can do?
So came his reply:
"But on the desk is where I want you!:

So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers?
Translate to:

Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh...

Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide...

A note upon his desk
"P.S. bring me home and have me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
(Oh!)
Is that the best you can do?
So came his reply:
"But on the desk is where I want you!:

So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers?