Translation of Being Generous And Stingy by Center For Educational Development

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Britney: I was thinking of hitting up Jane for a little loan. You know her better than I do. What are the chances she?ll spot me a couple hundred dollars until next month?

Salvador: I think that?s a pipe dream. I wouldn?t exactly call her a cheapskate, but she?s not known for her generosity.

Britney: What about Francke? He?s rolling in it. He could easily part with a couple hundred bucks without giving it a second thought.

Salvador: You?ve got your work cut out for you if you think you can borrow money from Francke. He?s always been a penny- pincher and he always will be.

Britney: Okay, then help me think. Who do we know who isn?t stingy? Who do we know who is big-hearted and charitable?

Salvador: What the heck. Here?s $150 to tide you over until your next payday.

Britney: Wow, thanks! You know, another $100 would really come in handy.

Salvador: I really think you should quit while you?re ahead.
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Britney: I was thinking of hitting up Jane for a little loan. You know her better than I do. What are the chances she?ll spot me a couple hundred dollars until next month?

Salvador: I think that?s a pipe dream. I wouldn?t exactly call her a cheapskate, but she?s not known for her generosity.

Britney: What about Francke? He?s rolling in it. He could easily part with a couple hundred bucks without giving it a second thought.

Salvador: You?ve got your work cut out for you if you think you can borrow money from Francke. He?s always been a penny- pincher and he always will be.

Britney: Okay, then help me think. Who do we know who isn?t stingy? Who do we know who is big-hearted and charitable?

Salvador: What the heck. Here?s $150 to tide you over until your next payday.

Britney: Wow, thanks! You know, another $100 would really come in handy.

Salvador: I really think you should quit while you?re ahead.