Translation of Eddie Bruce And Paul by Nofx

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What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?
What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?
And Eddie had it good but Paul loved his cocaine
And Eddie hated punks

So, after a couple years
Eddie broke it off with Paul
To look for a new man
(a new man)

Paul got fucked
Fucked by Steve [Harris]
Eddie's at the red light and looking for a new scene
Searching for a beau
Who sings in falsetto

What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?
What happened to Eddie, Paul and Bruce?
And Samson knew Eddie was looking for a long-term
Stable relationship

With Paul no longer around
Bruce left Samson for Eddie
'Cause Steve convinced him to
(convinced him to)

Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce
How you supposed to rock 'n roll without substance abuse?
Number of the beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest
Translate to:

What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?
What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?
And Eddie had it good but Paul loved his cocaine
And Eddie hated punks

So, after a couple years
Eddie broke it off with Paul
To look for a new man
(a new man)

Paul got fucked
Fucked by Steve [Harris]
Eddie's at the red light and looking for a new scene
Searching for a beau
Who sings in falsetto

What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?
What happened to Eddie, Paul and Bruce?
And Samson knew Eddie was looking for a long-term
Stable relationship

With Paul no longer around
Bruce left Samson for Eddie
'Cause Steve convinced him to
(convinced him to)

Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce
How you supposed to rock 'n roll without substance abuse?
Number of the beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest