Translation of I'm going slightly mad by Queen

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When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You´re missing that one final screw
You´re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven´t got a clue
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I´m slightly mad
Oh dear!
I´m one card short of a full deck
I´m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I´m not at my usual top billing
I´m coming down with a fever
I´m really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I´m a banana tree
Oh dear, I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I´m slightly mad - oh dear!
I´m knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I´m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I´m slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!
Translate to:

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You´re missing that one final screw
You´re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven´t got a clue
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I´m slightly mad
Oh dear!
I´m one card short of a full deck
I´m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I´m not at my usual top billing
I´m coming down with a fever
I´m really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I´m a banana tree
Oh dear, I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I´m slightly mad - oh dear!
I´m knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I´m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I´m slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!