Translation of One by Vampire Weekend

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Occident out on the weekend
That's the way that we relax

English breakfast tastes like Darjeeling
But she's too cute to even ask

Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Nastiness will cause your doom
Turn and walk back to your room

The precedent's already set now
You spend a week in old San Juan

Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather
And Spanish waves to roll along

Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Majesty's not overheard
Cryptographs can't stand the word

Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts
Absolute horror!
Translate to:

Occident out on the weekend
That's the way that we relax

English breakfast tastes like Darjeeling
But she's too cute to even ask

Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Nastiness will cause your doom
Turn and walk back to your room

The precedent's already set now
You spend a week in old San Juan

Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather
And Spanish waves to roll along

Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Majesty's not overheard
Cryptographs can't stand the word

Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)

Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts
Absolute horror!