Translation of Surprise, surprise by Starting Line

From:

"Hey there love, letīs get to catching up.
īCause I been thinking those thoughts
that must have slipped my mind
that time that I left you there that night."
I replied, "Let me remind you of the guy
you failed to mention all along.
īCause your actions have consequences and these are them."

[Chorus:]
Iīll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you.
And I probably always will.
I canīt afford to make another mistake like this,
īCause this is more than I can take.
I donīt mean to leave angry, this is by your own devise.
Iīm sure this comes as no surprise.

Hey there babe, donīt mean to cut you off,
but Iīve heard enough lies and youīre dying to get caught.
Iīll let you go call all your friends.
"Oh my god! Let me describe to you this guy,
his name is Ken, heīs in this band that writes such,
awful songs about me all the time."
Youīre goddamn right!

[Chorus]

Fine, just let me lie here for a while,
īCause Iīll be staying up, yeah hanging up all night.
Oh, Iīm spent of all attention that Iīve given.
To a hopeless case, to a sharp headache, to a choice you make
To the reason why I, to the reason why I say.

[Chorus:]
Iīll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you.
And I probably always will.
I canīt afford to make another mistake like you.
Iīm sure this comes as no surprise.
Iīm sure this comes as no surprise.
Surprise, surprise.
Translate to:

"Hey there love, letīs get to catching up.
īCause I been thinking those thoughts
that must have slipped my mind
that time that I left you there that night."
I replied, "Let me remind you of the guy
you failed to mention all along.
īCause your actions have consequences and these are them."

[Chorus:]
Iīll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you.
And I probably always will.
I canīt afford to make another mistake like this,
īCause this is more than I can take.
I donīt mean to leave angry, this is by your own devise.
Iīm sure this comes as no surprise.

Hey there babe, donīt mean to cut you off,
but Iīve heard enough lies and youīre dying to get caught.
Iīll let you go call all your friends.
"Oh my god! Let me describe to you this guy,
his name is Ken, heīs in this band that writes such,
awful songs about me all the time."
Youīre goddamn right!

[Chorus]

Fine, just let me lie here for a while,
īCause Iīll be staying up, yeah hanging up all night.
Oh, Iīm spent of all attention that Iīve given.
To a hopeless case, to a sharp headache, to a choice you make
To the reason why I, to the reason why I say.

[Chorus:]
Iīll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you.
And I probably always will.
I canīt afford to make another mistake like you.
Iīm sure this comes as no surprise.
Iīm sure this comes as no surprise.
Surprise, surprise.