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Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and turn
Oh my god, Penny there's Link... Link
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning
I cant believe I'm really here watching you audition
Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and oh..
Amber look at this motly crew
Oh this town's sure gone down hill since I was crowned Miss...
Oh mother, not more ancient history
Oh my God how times have changed
These girls must be blind
or completely deranged
but time seem to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Amber, that move is far too dirty
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930
You can laugh but life's a test
don't do this don't do that
Remember mother knows best
But the crown's in vault from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
These steps are perfect ammunition
Let me show you how your Mommy dear took out the competion
Girls go get them, boys lets rumba
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Those poor runner-ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their 'cups'
But I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Not a chance!
Boys put me down !
Oh good morning ladies lets see what you got
Twist Twist Twist Twist Mashed potato Mambo
Ready Begin
On my show you'll never find
A thrusting hip or bump or grind
Whats that a dance for fleas and ticks
ohh you should of seen my bag of tricks
ohh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
And preparing souffles!
But that triple somersault
Was how I clinched "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!
Proceed...
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure I can cope!
Well, this show isn't broadcast
in......Cinemascope!
I never drank one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
This one will never get a date
In those hand-me-down clothes
Ha.. Kid she'll never get a date 'til daddy buys her a new nose
I would say Oy Gevalt
If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
Do you dance like you dress
Amber there's no need to be cruel
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would.
I'm all for integration,
it's The New Frontier!
Not in Baltimore it isn't! And may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough
And when I saw you, I knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it!
And so, my dear, so short and stout
You'll never be in
So we're kicking you out
With your form and your face
oh well it isn't your fault
You're just down with a case of Miss
BALTIMORE CRABS
Eh, you may go.
Um, thank you.
I think they secretly liked you.
May I please audition?
Of course not,
but you may bow and exhalt,
Cause I am
MISS BALTIMORE CRABS
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Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and turn
Oh my god, Penny there's Link... Link
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning
I cant believe I'm really here watching you audition
Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and oh..
Amber look at this motly crew
Oh this town's sure gone down hill since I was crowned Miss...
Oh mother, not more ancient history
Oh my God how times have changed
These girls must be blind
or completely deranged
but time seem to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Amber, that move is far too dirty
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930
You can laugh but life's a test
don't do this don't do that
Remember mother knows best
But the crown's in vault from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
These steps are perfect ammunition
Let me show you how your Mommy dear took out the competion
Girls go get them, boys lets rumba
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Those poor runner-ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their 'cups'
But I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Not a chance!
Boys put me down !
Oh good morning ladies lets see what you got
Twist Twist Twist Twist Mashed potato Mambo
Ready Begin
On my show you'll never find
A thrusting hip or bump or grind
Whats that a dance for fleas and ticks
ohh you should of seen my bag of tricks
ohh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
And preparing souffles!
But that triple somersault
Was how I clinched "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!
Proceed...
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure I can cope!
Well, this show isn't broadcast
in......Cinemascope!
I never drank one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
This one will never get a date
In those hand-me-down clothes
Ha.. Kid she'll never get a date 'til daddy buys her a new nose
I would say Oy Gevalt
If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
Do you dance like you dress
Amber there's no need to be cruel
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would.
I'm all for integration,
it's The New Frontier!
Not in Baltimore it isn't! And may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough
And when I saw you, I knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it!
And so, my dear, so short and stout
You'll never be in
So we're kicking you out
With your form and your face
oh well it isn't your fault
You're just down with a case of Miss
BALTIMORE CRABS
Eh, you may go.
Um, thank you.
I think they secretly liked you.
May I please audition?
Of course not,
but you may bow and exhalt,
Cause I am
MISS BALTIMORE CRABS